It's the Animals, Didiot!: Bob's Jungle

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Bob's Jungle

Oh, what a jungle we live in. Have you ever heard the song "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N' Roses?

"Welcome to the Jungle" is the first track from Guns N' Roses' debut album, Appetite for Destruction, and also on their Greatest Hits album. This powerful human song peaked at number seven on the Billboard Hot 100, becoming their first significant hit single. (source: Wikipedia)

The world has become one big blue cluster jungle due to Didiot humans burning and pillaging the Earth's natural resources for their own monetary gain. You do not have to be a rocket scientist cat-dog (like Dink to realize global climate change due to burning of fossil fuels is destroying your planet. If you do not believe this, I have a bridge in the Mojave Desert I wish to sell you.

Green Love,

Bob the Tail-Less Philosophical Cat

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