It's the Animals, Didiot!: Watermelon Dink

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Watermelon Dink

Dink as a watermelon....

Earthlings, Meera is driving me crazy. The summer is over and her way of commemorating the end is to put a watermelon head on me.

Human, you have to help me. Please send pictures of your animals so that Meera finds no more reasons to dress me up to look like a complete Didiot.

We do not have watermelons on our Planet. Drauk likes watermelons too. For a strange reason, he got slapped by one of the female Earthlings when he told her that she had beautiful watermelons. I do not understand why that happened. Go figure, you humans. It's 9th month here and we still do not understand you. We'll keep trying.

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