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Dink's Pirate Costume

Dink thinks he is a pirate. Arr-arr-arr, matie.

Earthlings, I chose to wear my pirate outfit this week because it reminds me of the Earthlings who work on Wall Street.

A pirate has no understanding of the human mumbo jumbo financial meltdown which has occurred, and neither do we aliens despite the fact that we are much smarter than the human species.

Why did your Wall Street CEO suits walk away with hundreds of millions of dollars, allowing Sarah Palin's "Joe Six Pack" to end up holding the bag?

Those pirates should be walking the plank for the sub-prime mortgage failures, after they pay for the $700 Billion bailout.

What are you going to do with the pirates on Wall Street? Will you make it into a movie? The Pirates of Wall Street sounds like a good swashbuckler to me. Arr-arr-arr, maties!

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