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Dog will do Anything for Halloween Candy

Earthling, we understand Halloween is coming up. We are still trying to understand the purpose of Holloween. I think I figured it out. Halloween is a holiday for candy manufacturers. What better way to sell candy than having kids go trick or treating? We do not have silly holidays like this on Zork Planet but when we get back to our planet (if we ever do), then I'll start Halloween myself after I start my own candy company. I am amazed how low Earthlings will go to get candy. Look at Romeo above. He will do anything for candy...especially organic candy.

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