It's the Animals, Didiot!: Layoffs Hit the Wolves

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Layoffs Hit the Wolves

Humans, the Gray Wolf thought he was safe. However he was recently put back on the endangered species list. He does not want to become extinct.

Zork and I flew our saucy saucer about the Earth and found only 2,921 wolves live in Minnesota, 537 in Wisconsin and 520 in Michigan.

The gray wolf once ruled over America. Humans have nearly destroyed the gray wolf population.

Is it because humans are frightened of this beautiful creature? We assure you there is no such thing as a Werewolf. Wolves can be dangerous to humans, but they usually run away and hide when they see your naked faces. Stop believing your own myths that give wolves a bad name. Please help the wolf keep his job.

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