Earthlings, this is my chihuahua friend. He seems to like his hedgehog toy more than he likes me and I am a real live alien cat-dog from Zork Planet. I read a headline recently which said that chihuahuas are the new "Pit Bulls." Needless to say, I did not attempt to touch this dog's hedgehog toy. I am one million times stronger than this dog, but you never want to under estimate a pissed off chihuahua.
The chihuahua is from Mexico and named after the Mexican state of Chihuahua. They are the oldest breed on the American continent and the smallest breed in the world. They were valued by the human Pre-Columbian Indian nations.
The chihuahua
has been used in Hollywood movies such as Beverly Hills Chihuahua. I
do not understand why humans would go to such extremes to film a bunch
of dogs, but hey, I am just a super-smart alien cat-dog. What do I know?
I heard the movie was horrible. On the other paw, I heard that
the chihuahua was extremely cute in Legally Blonde.
I wish and hope to meet the actress from Legal Blonde. I sure wish I could lick her face.










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