Let Sleeping Cats Lie

I, Dink, the alien cat-dog from the planet Zork wish that I was an Earthling cat. I have observed cats for a year, since were shot down by Bubba over Stephenville, Texas. I am shocked, stunned and amazed at the amount of time cats of all kinds spend sleeping. Lions, tigers, house cats, leopards all sleep 16 to 20 hours per day! What a life. I sleep a measly two hours per day.

The cat in this photo is Mitzy. Here is her daily schedule.

6 am MEOW until a human feeds me

6:15- 7 am Chase bugs, lizards, or leaves in the yard

7 am MEOW at the back door until a human opens it for me

7 am to Noon Sleep in master Bedroom

Noon to 6 Sleep on couch

6 Eat cat food

6:15 - 7 Sit in the front yard

7 - Midnight Sleep in front of the television with the humans petting me

Midnight to 6 am Sleep on the foot of my humans' bed