Vote Dink for White House Pet

The labradoodle is adorable, but even he knows Dink is a better choice, "I'm a cross between the Labrador Retriever and the Standard Poodle. We're lovable and have exceptional intelligence, but we can't compete with cat-dog Dink's highly evolved brain! Dink knows every language on planet Earth! Dink's one of the smartest alien animal species in the galaxy. He used to teach Einstein's theory of relativity part-time at Zork University on Zork Planet."

Earthlings, please send Mr. President Obama an email wishing for me to be their pet. They will get a dog and a cat all in one.

And this Portuguese Water Hound mommy agrees, "We're non-shedding, but not like Dink! We have webbed feet and great swimming ability. Portuguese fishermen once used us to take messages between boats and help villagers handle fishing nets in the water, as well as "herding" the fish into the nets. Even with all these skills, Dink with his stretchy arms, highly-evolved intelligence and swimming ability beats us paws down."

"I'm a full grown Labradoodle dog. Humans love our non-shedding, low allergy coat, and lack of doggie odor. But Dink has no fur at all and no detectable odor. He can even smell like flowers, steak, whatever the human wishes. Bummer! Dink is half dog, half cat, so he can purr too."