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Scientist Creates Mountain Lion-Cougar-Puma-Panther Hybrid Cat

Earthlings, you seem so confused to us aliens. Are you aware that the wild cat you call the mountain lion is the very same species you also call cougar, puma and panther?

And these are just the names used in your English language. Did you give this beautiful cat so many names for the sake of capitalism? The multiple names have cool products associated with them so I guess you are stuck with using all of these names for this one cat... all in the name of a U.S. dollar. Did you know that it is all so called the catamount. Are there any cool sports shoes or cars called Catamount?

We talked to Gary the Cougar aka Gary the Puma, etc, and he told us he really does not care what humans call him. He is the largest wild cat in North America and can eat humans for lunch. He can jump 15 feet high and as far as 40 feet. Lucky for you his appetite is for deer, mice, squirrels, porcupines, raccoons, rabbits and beavers.

Humans, how does a cougar eat porcupines?

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