This is my dear feline friend, Dougie. He and I communicate telepathically for hours at a time as he sleeps. Don't let his cute little face, closed eyes, and cute white paws deceive you. Although he appears to be doing absolutely nothing, he and I are creating a detailed and extensive plan to control the Earth and force all of the Didiot humans, who pollute and recklessly destroy the Earth's natural resources, to change their wasteful ways.
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1. Use less water.
(how?)2. Ride a bike, walk or carpool once a week. (why?)
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