Earthlings, I am so confused. There are two types of beautiful Jaguars on your planet.
I have seen Jaguar cats in Arizona, New Mexico and Texas and from Mexico to Patagonia. This beautiful Earthling is endangered due to human population growth and agricultural expansion. These cats are hunted and poached by livestock ranchers, and are endangered throughout their entire range.
The Jaguar cat is known for catching his prey in one swift pounce. Unlike other Earthling felines, he loves to swim and play in the water. He will even catch fish.
Both the cat and the car purr like a kitten. Both are fast and sleek. One Jaguar devours deer, crocodiles, snakes, monkeys, deer, sloths, tapirs, turtles, eggs, frogs and fish. The other devours gasoline and attracts beautiful women. One Jaguar prefers the cities, while the other prefers forests, rainforests, swamps, grasslands and mountains.
Which Jaguar do you prefer?
- Help Jaguars and other wildlife by adopting a jaguar today at our Wildlife Adoption Center.
- Take Action for Wildlife at our Wildlife Action Center.
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