Earthling, on Zork Planet, animals such as myself (Dink) have very long tongues. For reasons we do not understand, humans are fascinated with long tongues. Because of my ability to speak your Earthling animals via brain waves, I was befuddled to find out that this doggie (his name is Romeo) was obsessed about his tongue as well.
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The fabled unicorn of Earth has been found. The okapi is a beautiful deer-like creature with the long blue
tongue of a giraffe and the rear parts of a zebra. This animal was only discovered in 1901 when a British explorer sent a skin home
to London.
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Bee-ware! Skunks are one of the primary predators of honey bees. Skunks find a tasty beehive and scratch at the front. As the guard bees come out, he eats them. They will consume every bee in the hive.
Skunks have poor vision. They can't see things more than 3 metres away very clearly. This is not good when they cross a highway. Half of all skunk deaths are caused by humans - cars, shooting and poisoning. They rarely live more than 3 years.
Skunks are famous all over the universe for the scent glands in their "derrieres."
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