It's the Animals, Didiot!

The Red Panda

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This cute Earthing is called a Red Panda. He is an endangered species. Humans also call it a Lesser Panda (I don't understand this), a Wah (because of its distinctive cry), a Bear Cat or a Firefox (after the browser?).

The Red Panda is a mostly herbivorous mammal eating mostly bamboo. It a little larger than a typical house cat. Like a house cat the Red Panda spends most of its time sleeping, due to its low calorie diet.

King Penguins: The Largest Penguins

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The King Penguin is the second largest of all penguins at about 3 feet (90 cm). They live in the South Atlantic, including the Falkland Islands and Tierra del Fuego. They love to eat small fish, especially squid and lanternfish.

Cheetah: The Fastest Cat

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Top speed: 71 miles per hour (114 kilometers per hour). The Cheetah is the fastest cat in the world. It is built for speed. It's special paw pads and semi-retractable claws give it great traction. It's large nostrils help it breath fast and all of its larger heart, liver and adrenals aid its rapid response.

Its long, sleek body is streamlined for little wind-resistance. Its bones are light. The tail acts like a rudder, helping with quick turns.

Rhinos are Angry at Humans

Earthlings, your rhinos are endangered and they are mad about it. The reason they are killed is the craziest reason we have seen in the vast universe. Talk about Didiot-like behavior.

First, a few rhino facts.

Rhinos are not all alike. You have five species of rhinos on Earth. In Africa you have the black and white rhinos. In India you have the Indian, Javan and Sumatran Rhinos. The Indian and Javan have one horn, the others have two.

These spectacular creatures are the second largest land mammal on your planet (the elephant is larger). These sweet guys are herbivores so they only eat plants. These creatures live alone. They only use their horns to defend themselves against lions, tiger and hyenas.

Jaguar Cats v. Cars

Earthlings, I am so confused. There are two types of beautiful Jaguars on your planet.

I have seen Jaguar cats in Arizona, New Mexico and Texas and from Mexico to Patagonia. This beautiful Earthling is endangered due to human population growth and agricultural expansion. These cats are hunted and poached by livestock ranchers, and are endangered throughout their entire range.

The Jaguar cat is known for catching his prey in one swift pounce. Unlike other Earthling felines, he loves to swim and play in the water. He will even catch fish.

Both the cat and the car purr like a kitten. Both are fast and sleek. One Jaguar devours deer, crocodiles, snakes, monkeys, deer, sloths, tapirs, turtles, eggs, frogs and fish. The other devours gasoline and attracts beautiful women. One Jaguar prefers the cities, while the other prefers forests, rainforests, swamps, grasslands and mountains.

Which Jaguar do you prefer?

• Help Jaguars and other wildlife by adopting a jaguar today at our Wildlife Adoption Center.
• Take Action for Wildlife at our Wildlife Action Center.