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The ZORK PLEDGE:
1. Use less water. 
(how?)
2. Ride a bike, walk or carpool once a week. (why?)
3. Adjust your thermostat.(more)
4. Unplug and turn off. (why?)
5. Get 10 humans to join us. (more)
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Earthling, on Zork Planet, animals such as myself (Dink) have very long tongues. For reasons we do not understand, humans are fascinated with long tongues. Because of my ability to speak your Earthling animals via brain waves, I was befuddled to find out that this doggie (his name is Romeo) was obsessed about his tongue as well.
Dink loves rabbits because...
They have a cute hop, a fluffy tail and are extremely intelligent!
Every time a pet bunny get a chance to hop around its human dwelling, he or she chews on the electrical cords. Little do human Earthlings realize that bunnies are trying feverishly to sever the cords and cut off the human's lavish energy usage in order to help save planet Earth!
Earthlings, thanks to your Didiot ways Meera is obsessed with dressing me up in human clothing. Today, she was obsessed about babies. Do you have pictures of animals babies? If you do, please email them to us and we will post them.
Earthling cats frighten me. I am frightened of no other Earthling species. Such attitude! I am an alien cat/dog from Zork Planet and we do not understand the Earthling cat's sense of entitlement. Humans believe that they own their cats, but it is quite clear that the cats are in charge. Who feeds them? Who massages them whenever they want? Who cleans out their kitty litter? Who goes to work each day slaving to keep a roof over the cats' little furry heads?
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